Their logic is simply breathtaking.

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  JOSH HARA yesterday

  Good thing the NRA isn't in charge of fighting fires.
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  MJ yesterday

  If you need an assault rifle with 30, 50, or 90 round clips to protect yourself maybe you just suck at protecting yourself.
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  MIKE POLK JR. yesterday

  Only received 2 death-threats while tweeting through #NRA presser. I think this country is finally turning the corner. #Kumbaya
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  MAX SILVESTRI yesterday

  There were two armed guards at Columbine so it's weird the NRA didn't bring those guys up on stage to talk about how well that went.
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  MIKE DRUCKER yesterday

  Someone should tell the NRA that it's absolutely normal to have a tiny penis.
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  JEN STATSKY yesterday

  Where does a guy w/the name "Wayne LaPierre" find time to make crazy statements about guns in between all the tying damsels to train tracks?
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  SETH MEYERS yesterday

  NRA: If we banned schools there would never be another school shooting.
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  POURMECOFFEE yesterday

  We must fight back against the violent fantasy of video games by making the actual landscape of reality look like Mortal Kombat.
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  LOLGOP yesterday

  I didn't watch the whole NRA press conference. Did LaPierre end up releasing his hostages?
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  ERIN GLORIA RYAN yesterday

  Can't wait for the NRA's new anti-rape campaign where everyone gets a penis.
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  CHASE MITCHELL yesterday

  Just want to point out the NRA's plan to stop school shootings is literally the plot of Kindergarten Cop.
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  MICHAEL IAN BLACK yesterday

  Oh cool, George Zimmerman is going to be protecting my kids in school.
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  TRAVIS HELWIG yesterday

  "To protect every gun, we must arm every gun with another gun." -NRA
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  KEPLY PENTLAND yesterday

  I am genuinely shocked that LaPierre's solution isn't to arm the children themselves.
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  BIG-DUMB-CHAD.GIF yesterday

  This Wayne LaPierre, he's really not the sharpest armour-piercing assult round in the clip, is he now.
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  JUSTIN STANGEL yesterday

  NRA blames Natural Born Killers for violence and Cannonball Run for people who drive too fast
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  MILES KAHN yesterday

  NRA's LaPierre blames "Natural Born Killers," music videos and all of 1994 on mass shooting.